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Journal Entry: Sun May 4, 2008, 4:47 PM
  • Mood: Tired
  • Listening to: Evanessence - My Immortal
  • Reading: Pushed to the limit
  • Watching: Nothing
  • Playing: Nothing
  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: Nothing
~*About You*~

Name: Heather
Birth date: June 24th 1992
Age: 15
Country of origin: England
Town Born in: Arrowe Park
Race/ancestry: White
Religion: None
Height: Idk
Eye colour: Blue
Hair colour and style: Brown and long
Skin Tone: Tanned slightly
Tattoos: None
Eye-sight: Alright
Names/screen-names you go by:
Heather, Heva876, Heva--x

Explain your username:
Heather is my name so I sometimes shorten it to Heva.
876 is just a random number I thought of when I made my email address

Explain your icon:
I like cupcakes?
Also I thought it looked kinda cute

How would you describe your personality?
Fun. Sometimes quiet. Majorally tolerant. Calm.

How would other people describe you XD?
I asked people and they said..
great personality
loving
caring
kind unless we annoy you
generous
bubbly
gr8 friend
funny
talkative
great
fun
very sound
fit
weird
awesome
someone who always has the hiccups in science
someone who'll dance to sex on the beach with me in public

Are you Afraid of anything/have any phobias?
Yes. Clowns, dolls, bugs, lorries, birds, ventriloquist dummies.

What’s your favourite physical feature about yourself?
Idk my eyes

What’s your most hated physical feature about yourself?
My hair colour

Do you have any physical disabilities/ailments?
No

Do you have any SPECIAL/FREAKY Abilities 8D?
Apparently I have hyperextensive elbows but that's about it.

Do you have any allergies?
No but I used to be allergic to egg but I grew out of it :)

Are you the first, middle, last, or only child? And who are your siblings?
First I think. But I have an older half-brother, a younger half-brother and a younger half-sister.

How many cousins do you have? Big family?
20. So yeah I guess so.

Do you WANT to have children? If so how many?
I'm not sure but if I did probably like 2

What was your dream job when you were a kid?
Shopkeeper :/

What is your dream job now?
Model.

What are your current responsibilities?
I don't really have any.


~*food*~

What item of food would you eat the most of?
Icecream

What is your favourite flavour ever?
Chocolate or Vanilla

Do you like Meat?
Yes.

What do you usually eat for Breakfast?
Pancakes.

What is your favourite dinner meal?
Roast dinner. :)

What cuisines do you like best?
Idk.

What foods do you HATE?
Onions and peppers.

What food can you not resist?
Cake.

What would be your last meal?
Idk

Do you like any ‘freaky’ food combinations?
The other day I kept on dipping my sausage into my friend's slushie because it was too hot and her slushie was too cold. That was okay.

~*Clothing/Style*~

What is your general fashion style? (eg: punk, glam, sporty, girly etc)
Slutty according to most people. But nah just kinda girly clothes.

What item of clothing do you wear the most?
My bf's jacket.

Pants or skirts/dresses?
Sirts/dresses but really depends on where I'm going/what I'm doing.

How much of your skin do you like to show/cover up?
I show most of it haha

What items of jewellery do you wear most?
My rings. Never take them off.

What item can you NOT leave your house without?
Either my ipod or my phone.

Hair up or Hair down?
Down.

~* Life Style*~

What time do you usually wake up?
About 9/10

What time do you usually go to sleep?
12.

How often do you bathe/shower?
Either every other day or every day.

Do you exercise regularly?
Not at all.

How often do you go out drinking?
Every few weeks really. Depends when somebody gets it

What do you do most in your spare time?
Listen to music.

Name your hobbies:
Making things like hair bows or bracelets.

How many pets have you had in your life? (not including farm animals/live-stock?
2 hamsters and 2 fish.

How many houses have you lived in in your life?
4.

What sort of ‘vehicle’ do you own?
None.

What’s your current job?
None.

~*Your Favorite-?*~

Colour(s): Red, white, black.
Animal: Rat.
Season: Summer
Scenery: A nice beach :)
Plant/flower: Lilly
Sweet/treat: Lollipops
Game: The sims or space invaders
Sport: Ping-pong
Shop: Primark
Brand: Russell! haha
Cultures: Idk
Town/City: Wirral haha
Style of music: Dance, RnB, Pop.

Favourite Songs:
My Immortal, Wouldn't it be nice, Who's David, Alfie, Do you know what I'm seeing and Hate.

Favourite Movies:
Daredevil, DOA, Hostel, The Ring/2, American Pie/2/The Wedding, John Tucker Must Die, A Cinderella Story and Grease.

Favourite TV shows:
Angel, Friends, Buffy, Charmed, The Fresh Prince of Belair, Skins, Katie & Peter, Family Guy and Russell Brand's Ponderland

Favourite Animes:
Idk.

Favourite Books:
Harry Potter 5/6/7, Jordan's autobiographys and Russell Brand's My Booky Wook

Favourite Ships/Pairings:
Idk.

Favourite place to Holiday/visit:
Turkey.

Favourite place to relax/feel free:
My dad's or my room.

~*Ideals in the Opposite Sex*~

Height: Taller than me.
Weight: Average.
Body shape: Average
Hair colour/style: Dark and short.
Eye colour: Brown
Style: Kool kid :)
Personality traits: Sweet, Romantic, Confident, Caring and Generous

~*Ideals in the SAME Sex*~
(YES the Same! But you can take it as ‘what you dream you could look like yourself’ same diff )

Height: Not too tall
Weight: Average/skinny
Body shape: Average
Hair colour/style: Bleach blonde.
Eye colour: Blue
Style: Unique but cool.
Personality traits: Confident, Caring and Funny

~*what’s the last -*~

Time you laughed?
Before when my sister banged her knee then said crap really loudly
Cried?
Idk
Screamed?
Yesterday in Liverpool when there was a big bang and pigeons flew near me.
Shared?
I shared my salad with my sister.
The last person you talked to?
My sister in person and Jayde on msn
Person to call you:
My dad
Person you yelled at:
I didn't yell but I told my brother off
Person you told them you loved:
Erm Idk
Time you acted childish?
Before in the car when my sister was dancing with the pizza box and I was laughing along.
Food you’ve eaten?
I ate a biscuit before.
Book you’ve read?
My Booky Wook was the last one I finished.
Shop you entered?
Idk
Thing you regret doing?
Idk
Thing you watched on TV?
Some show about people putting drugs in their groins. It was lovely. :/
Comment you squee-d over?
Idk
Person you mentally hugged?
Erm Idk
Thing you wrote? (other than this meme)
'Oh and I broke my dad's speakers'
Thing you drew?
A cat. It was terrible.
Thing you read?
Jayde's reply.

~*Can You-*~

Do a handstand?
Yes but according to Matty I can't. And then he said he was only joking when he actually wasn't and then he tried to do one but completely failed and when I said he didn't do it he told me there wasn't actual rules to a handstand anyway. So I was like 'WHAT?!' :@
:)
Raise one eyebrow and not the other?
Not very well.
Dance?
Not well. But I guess.
Sing?
Again, not well but I guess.
Whistle?
Not WELL.
Cook?
Yes. But I burn soup.
Speak a different language?
Yes.
Do any magic Tricks?
No.
Put together DIY boxed furniture?
Probably not.
Use Power tools?
No.
Write a Resume’?
No.
Rollerblade?
Yes.
Skateboard?
Ish.
Surf?
Never tried.
Navigate?
No.
Survive in the Wild?
No.
Survive without your cell phone?
Yes.
Survive without your internet?
Yes but I wouldn't want to.

~*Randomly*~

What are you wearing right now?
My mum's socks, Little Miss Giggles pajamas, a white vest top, my bf's jacket and Primark underwear :)

How do you feel right now?
Slightly tired

Did you brush your teeth today D<?
Yes.

One RANDOM fact about you:
I set my alarm for 7 for school but always end up having a lie in till like 7.10. But then when I'm turning my alarm off I can't turn it off while it's 7.10. I have to set it back to 7 and then go back on it to switch the alarm off.
:)

Heather has 15 guy traits and 13 girl traits

Journal Entry: Wed Jan 16, 2008, 9:50 AM
  • Mood: Hungry
  • Listening to: Cascada
  • Reading: A whole new world
  • Watching: Nothing
  • Playing: Nothing
  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: Nothing
YOUR BOY SiDE:

1.[x] You love hoodies.

2.[x] You love jeans.

3.[x] Dogs are better than cats.

4.[x] its hilarious when people fall over

5.[x] You've played with/against boys on a team.

6.[ ] Shopping is torture.

7.[x] Sad movies suck.

8.[ ] You own/had an X-Box or Wii

9.[ ] Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

10.[ ] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

11.[x] You own/had a DS, PS2 or Sega.

12.[x] You used to watch Power Rangers.

13.[ ] You watch sports on TV.(ballet or iceskating doesnt count as sports)

14.[x] Gory movies are cool.

15.[x] You go to your dad for advice.

16.[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps.

17.[ ] You like going to high school football games.

18.[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.

19.[x] Baggy pants are cool to wear.

20.[ ] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

21 [x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

22.[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

23.[ ] Sports are fun.

24.[x] Talk with food in your mouth.

25.[x] Sleep with your socks on at night



TOTAL: 15


YOUR GiRL SiDE:

1.[ ] You wear lip gloss

2.[ ] You love to shop.

3.[x] You wear eyeliner.

4.[ ] You wear the color pink alot.

5.[x] Go to your mom for advice.

6.[x] Cheerleading is a sport.

7. [ ] You hate wearing the color black.

8. [ ] You like hanging out at the mall.

9. [ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

10.[x] You like wearing jewelry.

11.[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe

12.[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies

13.[x] You don't like the movie Star Wars.

14.[x] Used to be/are in gymnastics/dance/cheer

15 [x] It takes you around more than one hour to shower, and get dressed

16.[x] You smile a lot more than you should

17.[ ] You have/had more than 30 pairs of shoes

18.[x] You care about what you look like.

19.[x] You always wear body spray/perfume/cologne.

20.[x] You love going to the movies.

21.[x] Used to play with dolls as little kid.

22.[x] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

23.[ ] Like being the star of every thing.

TOTAL: 13

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Heather hates

Journal Entry: Wed Jan 16, 2008, 1:56 AM
  • Mood: Peaceful
  • Listening to: Nothing
  • Reading: Nothing
  • Watching: Nothing
  • Playing: Nothing
  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: Pepsi
1) When I say owie instead of ow and sounds like a stupid pathetic attention seeking twat.

2) The ferry across the mersey song.

3) When I open a sweet and some of the wrapper sticks to it.

4) Clowns.
They aren't funny. They are just creepy men dressed up in bright colours who probably like to molester children.

5) When ladybirds land on my nose.
I hate this. I scream. Very loud. Also I can't squish them because ladybird gunk will go all oer my nose and I can't just ignore it because I can see the stupid red bug under both of my eyes.

6) People who tell me to smile.
First reason I hate this : If I wanted to smile I WOULD BE SMILING.
Second reason I hate this : The people who actually tell me to smile are always the people who I wouldn't be smiling at even if I was in a smily mood!
Third reason I hate this : Just because you aren't smiling at one particular moment when this person looks at you..doesn't mean you NEVER smile! This mistake is always made by people who quite frankly need to be hit by a bus.

7) Being ignored.

8) When people say 'shizzle' or 'shizz' instead of shit. Just say shit! You will sound less retarded!!

9) Dora the explorer.
She gets on my nerves. I don't know why but I just hate her.

10) When I make an effort to do something nice such as my hair and nobody notices :(
This makes me sad.